imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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