we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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