Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(831): View more from California

She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer

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(419): View more from Ohio

Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?

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