Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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