Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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