You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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