Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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