life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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