How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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