So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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