I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I need to align my fucking chakras
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize