I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
