We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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