he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I see more hoeing in ur future
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