fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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