Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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