i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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