So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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