ya dads aren't the best wingmen
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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