i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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