is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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