he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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