Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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