Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I love you.
Bad choice
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