your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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