THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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