He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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