she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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