I just pynch a tree in the face
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
