i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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