Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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