they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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