I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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