just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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