Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
