It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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