I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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