yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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