Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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