i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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