Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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