I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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