it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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