you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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