Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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