worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
ok first of all what the fuck
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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