dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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