i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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