so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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