you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
it's like iHOP with fire
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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