so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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