Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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