i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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