U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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